This cougar next to me wants my number
Ask me some shit.
Fuck. I want a costume. I think I’ll just take like 5 viagras and do that dick in a box thing. Hahahah
I just wanna go home and eat til I'm fat.
Anonymous asked: you really think you will marry her?
fuckyeahlaughters: christinkerrr: cha-cityyy: fapitalism: This is, without a doubt, the BEST moment in Spongebob Squarepants history. I wish we can throw down a halftime show like this. Get the Best Medicine here :)
I need some pussy.
When someone says "I turn my swag on" I laugh in...
haleybeast: Bitch, my swag is always on.
When someone texts you in capital letters...
lolsofunny: Nigga why is you YELLIN?!
Ugh, this bitch next to me fucking smells.
My birthday's in nine days, guys.
I’m so excited.
youshouldknowbetterxx-deactivat asked: that awkward moment when you realize your boyfriend MUST be on campus because hes on the internet O.O
youshouldknowbetterxx-deactivat asked: or i at least hopeee
Fuck everyone, man.
Anonymous asked: nahh you and gabbby were the cutest cupple yet.
youshouldknowbetterxx-deactivat asked: i think that anon was TOTALLY right! pshhh i mean Cmon! lololol
Anonymous asked: i think you would look better with belen macancela then your current girlfriend